A couple of years ago I was living alone in a two bedroom apartment; one was my bedroom and the other my music/studio room. So, one night I’m just hanging out going through and listening to some of my recent finds on the turntable after going out digging for records. It gets late and I’m sipping on some whiskey and…
Has Marchman learned to drive yet?
Dak Lives Matter
Any of you listening to Pardon My Take? Obviously Barstool is trash, but it’s a pretty funny podcast! Also good because Portnoy has gotta be pissed it’s the most successful thing on his website.
Scrambled eggs are great but I could really go for some Sue Flay right now.
Hey, wanna CD?
How is Chris Webber still so bad at this?
Also:
Yeah, ok, man. You really got me there. I didn’t say that the Cubs aren’t good this year. Or that the Diamondbacks are. That sucks about Schwarber, though. Still haven’t seen an update on his MRI but it doesn’t sound good. Was definitely crazy watching him rake in the playoffs last year.
Oh yeah, I’m sure it is a different experience at Wrigley. Maybe it’s just the “we’re gonna take over the opposing teams stadium” thing that leads to the more aggressive, shitty altercations.
Nah, fuck that. I’m not an angry person, but the Cubs and Steelers are the only teams I don’t even like to go to because of their fans. It’s probably because I’m in Phoenix and they converge on Diamondbacks games like maggots on a carcass. The only time I am ever close to getting in a fist fight is every single Cubs…
Shane Bone
Probably the worst take I’ve encountered over years of visiting deadspin and there’s a lot of dumb assholes here. They’re always kind of proud, too. Weird.
You wouldn’t have mud butt if you sat to wipe, dumbass.
Still the best fucking gif ever!
Merry Christmas DUAN!
I have a friend who used to think it was hilarious to send people pictures of his shit.
