Florida, where north is the South, and south is Cuba. Central is Disney World.

Florida Man strikes again.

This gif is like, what if Game of Thrones was set during the Age of Enlightenment.

She could be any mythical forest creature, or malfunctioning T-1000 from the future, causing Judgement Day in her own way, by being weird. Nothing wrong with being a little odd, at least she's not trying kill all of us.

I always think that the clay eating thing, is just her trolling the press.

She could do a Mary Poppins remake, which I hope to the Seven, the Drowned God, R'hllor, and every invisible men, ladies, turtles in the sky, under the sea, or the ground, that they don't remake.

I can't sit like that, it blocks all circulation to my legs.

No, you don't. You destroy it.

I love you.

What about the FXXX channel?

One does not challenge Martha Stewart in her domain.

Yeah, there's a difference.

Why can't we get this motherfucker in jail.

Trust authority, trust your elders, kids shut up when adults talk, be content, know your place. We spent two thousand years under a centralized quasi-theocratic empire and the good words of Confucius, some habits are hard to unlearn.

A lot of Chinese parents (including mine), believe in "Spare the rod, spoil the child." If they can't deal with the kid's problem by coercing or beating their kids themselves, they throw problem at someone else, pretty much giving up on the kid. Hoping that someone else might do a better job. Of course, this is my…

Nope, but when is it surprising that we have uninformed parents?

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

Yeah, I'm glad he didn't poison her with Ricin, or some weird ass radioactive material. A person can leave the KGB, but you can't take the KGB out of a person.

Can I say fail?

Even better "Lana Del Rey is My Patronus."