NSA, you are welcome to my stash of furry porn.

He's a quarter Chinese, I think.

What a load pessimism.

Stupid sexy Germans.

You forget, he's God of North Korea.

Damn it, you beat me to it!

Obey? Did Andre the Giant rise from the dead to create a lifestyle website?

Yeah, I was thinking more about her cleaning and laundry advice, than her product placement.

What is with people trying to promote a vapid lifestyle with no connection to the real world? I don't know about Blake, but Gwyneth's little Goop thingy evidence enough that's it's not a good idea in the first place. But I have to admit, I do love Martha Stewart, even though she went to jail for tax evasion, but she…

Can I marry Big Mac with fries? Fuck it, I'll marry a Double Whopper, too.

In a similar vain to Senfield's Soup Nazi, "NO SYMPATHY FOR YOU!"

Let's see this from a horny guy's point of view: "If it's jerk off material, who cares who took them."

Three humans and a dog? That's not a bad idea, I'd like hear more on your idea.

All that is spite money.

To be honest my grandpa has had a couple of minor strokes, yet he still drives and no one's stopping him.

God damn rich people.

I ain't got no patience for that kind of shit.

Yeah, they been spewing this rhetoric on ads since the 90s.

Florida Woman strikes again.

Maybe these Christians want to be fabulous like the rest of us open minded folk.