Diagramming sentences? That just triggered a flashback to 7th grade English in 1980. 

As a Detroiter, fuck you.

This! Nothing quite like seeing an engineer getting pulled away from an Audi’s subframe components by his ankles :D

NAIAS was awesome on industry day. Seeing everyone running around with measuring tapes and cameras, benchmarking each other, disassembling things as far as you could get away with. In 2019 I did laps of the floor trying to do a survey of which supplier’s seatbelts each OEM was using

This style of racing (Nascar restrictor-plate racing) only happens at Daytona and Talladega. Because of the size of the tracks, the cars would reach speed upwards of 220+ mph if they weren’t using a restrictor plate that reduced the flow of air to the engine. Because all cars have this restricted air intake, they…

Okay, cool. Now bring back Pontiac as an electric performance division of Buick.

Albanese Gummy Bears/Worms

Albanese Gummy Bears/Worms

You’re not wrong.

I’ve known Jessi since grade school. She was equal parts daring and enjoyable to be around, and we’ll miss her light in this world.

They go into cardi-yak arrest.

I thought I saw one of these, once. But it was just an optical ilyushin.

Joule thief!

Because shut up, Kyle.

Holy Moly Grail

From an American perspective retaliation against Russia for a strike against Europe is highly illogical. To make MAD credible it’s paramount that at least some European nations has nuclear arms and that the US has troops, and lots of them, stationed in Europe. The possibility of a European (French or British)…

So no one sees dick? The bayside marketplace testicles and port of Miami tip

My Costco’s soda fountain is all Pepsi products, so I’d rather drink a hobo’s urine, thank you very much.

Counting is hard.

Counting is hard.

“Hi, welcome to JetBlue flight 354 from Burbank to JFK, cruising at an altitude of 40,000 feet for five hours and fifteen minutes. If anything goes wrong, you’re dead. You understand? You are fucking dead. This many people in a metal tube in the sky — this should not be happening. This is against science and God. So,…

can’t cross...a golf course