I fucking love how much she says fuck. Also, much appreciate her saying us childless women are brave. I get so many annoying comments about my lack of children...why don’t you have kids? When are you going to have kids? Don’t you want kids? What, you don’t have kids? Oh, you’ll change your mind, kids are the most…

I’m arachnaphobia, thanks to a special effects makeup tutorial I found on YouTube!

Prince!

My bf and I. Boozy babies

Me: Bob Dylan

Who wore it better: Me or Rachel McAdams?

Reverse mermaid

My hair is still all sorts of tangled today.

My boyfriend an drew I went as Rey and Finn from The Force Awakens!

I did an Operation costume, my daughter was Inigo Montoya

Hiro(unhappy) in his lion’s mane. In the second picture he looks like a lion/cat/ferret creature.

I’d be delighted if a stranger just GAVE me some of that “candy”!

In addition to ruining Halloween, this crap (the Tylenol thing, mainly) is why peanut butter jars and OTC pill bottles and millions of other things have those damned seals under the lid.

Don’t mind me — I’m just here to post a picture of my dog looking ridiculously adorable in his name day bow tie.

Here’s a still frame from actual surveillance camera footage.

This character should have been assassinated years ago.

Even those fuckers at Fox are starting to realize the kind of monster they’ve created. We are truly living through some interesting times, folks.

Pretty Corpulent Piggy?

I don’t want to defend this officer in any way, but it sure is surprising the swiftness with which this action has been taken, how quick the condemnation and disavowels came from her own force. Wonder if her being a woman has anything to do with it. The thin blue (male) line.

Do people who take care of abused kids become "marks" for sociopaths who use them for access to kids? It seems like a pretty high predator density otherwise.