That's been the premise to probably 90% of all horror movies for the past 15 years. I really hope they don't go that route with this one.

That's been the premise to probably 90% of all horror movies for the past 15 years. I really hope they don't go that route with this one.

Dude, leave Patton Oswalt's schtick to Patton Oswalt.

Dude, leave Patton Oswalt's schtick to Patton Oswalt.

I was pretty much the same in highschool. That's why I've seen 40 out of 50.

I was pretty much the same in highschool. That's why I've seen 40 out of 50.

PVT Parts is under his command.

PVT Parts is under his command.

Close Encounters of The Third Reich

Close Encounters of The Third Reich

An Arnold Palmer is when you mix lemonade in with your Iced Earth.

An Arnold Palmer is when you mix lemonade in with your Iced Earth.

I haven't been able to get into this album as much as their other stuff. The vocals are more shouty or growly than their other stuff and it's overproduced… C+ sounds about right to me.

I haven't been able to get into this album as much as their other stuff. The vocals are more shouty or growly than their other stuff and it's overproduced… C+ sounds about right to me.

Pure gold, O'Neal.

Pure gold, O'Neal.

Hey Hollywood. I got a great idea for you: RoboScrivener starring Peter Weller.

Hey Hollywood. I got a great idea for you: RoboScrivener starring Peter Weller.

I would prefer not to… watch another shitty remake of a beloved classic.

I would prefer not to… watch another shitty remake of a beloved classic.