If all Space Vampires looked like Mathilda May in Lifeforce, I would move to their home planet.

This concept of what an adult is seems like it's from the view of a child. I can't think of anything more childish than forcing yourself to listen to classical music and setting aside rock music because of some vague notion that that is what adults do. Listen to classical music because it says something to you, not…

This concept of what an adult is seems like it's from the view of a child. I can't think of anything more childish than forcing yourself to listen to classical music and setting aside rock music because of some vague notion that that is what adults do. Listen to classical music because it says something to you, not…

Your grammar is so bad it's blasphemous.

Your grammar is so bad it's blasphemous.

Aphex Twin's stuff was musical and varied. Dubstep, or at least this brostep stuff, is neither.

Aphex Twin's stuff was musical and varied. Dubstep, or at least this brostep stuff, is neither.

We're in some real pretty *spit flies out or mouth* shit now, man!

We're in some real pretty *spit flies out or mouth* shit now, man!

After spending 5 years as a cubicle drone, I find Office Space a lot less funny than I did when first seeing it in the theater when I was 19. It's still funny but it's also painful.

After spending 5 years as a cubicle drone, I find Office Space a lot less funny than I did when first seeing it in the theater when I was 19. It's still funny but it's also painful.

He didn't say "Colored? Me surprised!"

He didn't say "Colored? Me surprised!"

I see Mr. Picardo at the grocery store all the time. It's a bit strange at first seeing the doctor from Voyager at Pavilions.

I see Mr. Picardo at the grocery store all the time. It's a bit strange at first seeing the doctor from Voyager at Pavilions.

I also love the scene where Phillippe looks through MacGruber's notes and finds all those crazy scribblings about the dude that dissed his Miata.

I also love the scene where Phillippe looks through MacGruber's notes and finds all those crazy scribblings about the dude that dissed his Miata.

He's got a bit of an old sailor's squint. Basically Popeye

He's got a bit of an old sailor's squint. Basically Popeye

Yeah, that's true but still… the actual piece of music didn't have to be so offensively bland.