If I’m losing split screen I might as well just start playing CoD or something instead. Which has split screen for many functions. 343i didn’t even incorporate split screen into the campaign! Blasphemy...

How can Halo 5 multiplayer be best in class with no split screen?

People actually sit at their computers and watch videos of other people playing Pokemon Go? WTF is wrong with the world?

I thought they were kinda funky until my mom got one for a rental and we literally were afraid the entire body was just going to fall off the frame. It was such horrible build quality. Then again, I guess everything American in the early 2000s was sub-par.

I played Vice City all the time as a kid. I have yet to even get in a fist fight (besides when I played football in high school). You’re completely right that this is on the PARENTS and the less they take responsibility for their children the more they point fingers at things like videogames. It’s ridiculous.

Raise your hand if you’re sick of seeing this ad every 2-4 posts on Jalopnik.

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No no no, this is all just part of his play-style. Natural motions for him.

I’m surprised this many people are loyal to their video game girlfriends while playing a character notorious for fucking everything he can.

I fucking hated Witcher 2 but Witcher 3 is probably the greatest game ever made (in my opinion).

I think everyone who doesn’t believe in Hillary or Trump SHOULD vote for other candidates. We shouldn’t resign ourselves to 4 more years of utter bullshit. We should believe that our vote matters and actually do something about it instead of trying to vote for the “lesser of two evils” as though we don’t have any…

My understanding is that Dwight Howard basically IS a terrible situation.

Are you talking about the shifter that you literally just press up and it’s in reverse?

911s look fantastic in Silver or Black as well. Corvettes should be red because many people who own them tend to have the same “look at me” complex as many Ferrari owners.

I don’t like red cars. Whether or not I have a soul is up for debate.

Why would you be cruising in the left lane at the speed limit instead of passing someone?

I hated both. Witcher 3 is my favorite game of all time.

Didn’t Trump just say he supports higher taxes for the ultra-rich, including himself?

The fun police has arrived. Hide your funs!

I’m 25 years old and just bought a manual GTI because it’s way more fun than my auto BMW was.