“Why God waited nine years, I have no idea. But we’re happy.”

If you stayed out of the left lane and let us pass you on the left, we wouldn’t have to drive like that. Stay out of the left lane, and the speed limit is not a real thing on the Parkway/Turnpike. It’s 80mph or get the fuck out of the way.

But, that said, driving in New Jersey is the worst because of the combination of some of the most aggressive and unskilled drivers