Every time someone on Twitter tries to score “points” by taking a shot at Patton via his wife I want to hunt them down and shake them to death like rag dolls.

Oh PLEASE let there be a tech bubble burst. I would love nothing more than for those snide, vapid, useless motherfuckers in Silicon Valley to have to do actual fucking work for money.

He aight.

This is so deliciously good.

Right? I’m not a over sentimental type, but I loved fairytale as a kid. I really can’t stand people who make terrible decisions in life shun/look down on something just because they lack self-reflection capabilities.

Halle Berry*, for the last damn time, YOU HAVE TERRIBLE TASTE IN MEN.

This may be my one and only chance to use this gif

Good. Now bring us a half-decent take on the Little House series, chop chop.

I actually always thought Debra Messing had a really unique pretty nose, it adds character to her face. I’m happy she named names, this piece of garbage doesn’t deserve a career in the industry. We can’t enable assholes like this and people like Woody Allen, yet they still have careers and win Oscars.

is the proper penalty for an incredibly minor infraction to be exiled?
if you’ve ever parked crookedly, i hope they kick you out of the country.

wow i’m suddenly so into bravo

Seriously. Kylie Minogue is an icon and has been in the “Kylie game” way before Kylie Jenner. Ugh! (And OMG her appearance on the Vicar of Dibley is one of my favorite things ever)

though I have to admit that Kylie Jenner is the first person I think of when I hear “Kylie.”

I have to admit that Kylie Jenner is the first person I think of when I hear “Kylie.”

We’re gonna send that nuke to Taaaaaajiiikastaaaaaaaaaan!!!

Every word of that article is straight up amazing. Donald Trump is trapped in a Being There remake of his own making.

Chrissy Teigen is hilarious

Yeah, like when Tina Fey did that palin sketch, and they just had Fey repeat Palin’s lines verbatim. That was art man.

Bobby Moynihan’s horror face as Glenn Thrush is just me everyday now.

I love how SNL doesn’t even have to satirize what’s going on to be funny. They just have to summarize it.