i choose to believe it’s actually the “triple lindy WEST”, where you get to stare at our lady of perpetual babeness three times:

TSwizzle is awesome.

What say you? I say — sorta!

Unfortunately, women are “over” her because we’re trained to tear other women down from birth and it appears to be an instinct we can not overcome when it comes to celebrity women especially. Robert Downey Jr. can say anything he wants all the time and people laugh and love him, but Amy Schumer or Anne Hathaway or…

Maybe I missed something. When was she racist?

Agreed.

I don’t understand the Schumer hatred here, I just don’t. She’s hilarious and she shares our values but she sucks because she said a couple of politically incorrect things? She’s a fucking comedian! (I’m not yelling at you Sparky, I love you, lol! I’m just so sick of this constant attack on her from both the left and…

Shot. The man said shot. He wants her to die. And I will bet you $20 that if you ask him exactly why she deserves to be shot he won’t even know. That’s the infuriating part. They have no idea what crime to even accuse her of.

We don’t have a voice anymore, and Donald Trump is giving us a voice.

“Because now Canada thinks they’re better than us.”

What I’m trying to say is, let us suffer in peace, Canada, and kindly fuck off.

I know right? Like, did they think Amy Schumer was a gun rights advocate?

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that there is an intersection of Amy Schumer fans and Trump voters.

Suppression of the free press...

Playing my rape victim card: I’ve been raped by a stranger in an alley. I’ve also had my boob grabbed by a guy in an elevator who was trying to hit on me, and a guy in a meeting touch my leg under the table, and a crazy homeless guy grab my crotch. I’m never going to tell you that being raped was better than those…

I don’t know why — I’m not religious — but that final line in the poem always makes me a little verklempt. It’s the only thing that allows me to understand why someone is religious. It’s comforting.

My husband expressed the same shock. He knew the big stuff that had happened, but I had never bothered to mention the “smaller” stuff. He suddenly stopped and said, “Are you just unlucky or does this happen to all women??” I told him to ask him mom if he doubted me.

I only know who he is from watching Joel McHale make fun of him.