I had a mastectomy two weeks ago and so am a wee bit more conscious of breasts than I was before. I admit I am both amused flummoxed by this. Girls get boobs to be attractive? Does it say later that boys develop something similar for similar purposes? The mind boggles.

True. Very dark undertones. And Dana is a confusing concept even for experts.

Game night is incredible! But I think it’s a little intimidating for the first time viewer.

“It was you!”

Why I’ll always love the Countess.

You’re clearly not watching this season of Dallas. It’s on FIRE! (but it didn’t deserve to be included in this list, just start watching at Season 2, Episode 1)

My favorite part of the episode is Luann’s reaction to the whole thing. She is laughing until she starts crying. Never have I loved the countess more.

“The Last Leg” should be the one episode of the Real Housewives franchise that they put in the time capsule. If I recall, they showed the prosthetic and the horrified reaction, but you then watched the entire season as a lead-up to why the leg gets thrown. Aviva was boring otherwise.

Gossip Girl was great thanks to Leighton Meester.

So, Taylor...WHAT’S GOOD?

You don’t have to take Kanye’s side to detest the White Woman victimhood and fragility Swift has used to her advantage for years. Taylor Swift playing those types of games are harmful in their own way just as Kanye’s misogyny and general bullshit are harmful.

I mean, 28 isn’t *that* young.

Admitting this makes me feel a little pathetic, but I knew they were over as soon as I saw the videos of the Bass-Waddell wedding that Evan posted on IG. There was a video where his sons were having fun and dancing and there were Nick and Vanessa in the background, also dancing, but very, very far apart and not…

She doesn’t help special needs kids for a living (anymore). She left her job to be with a loser from reality tv.

The funniest part is vanessa’s whole act of “i love my students so much” is shown for what it is: an act. She showed them like a parade and then dropped them for a 3 time Bachelor loser who dumped her less than a year later.

Yes, she played me. I hate her song and am convinced now more than ever that Swift has become lost in her own reflection. The country is a hot minute from a race war and she’s sending an army of 20-year-old white girls to march against Kanye West because: Taylor Swift.

I think it’s great that the new Taylor is willing to stand up for herself by holding grudges and getting even with people who made her the victim. It’s really groundbreaking territory for her lyrics.

I’ve only listened once so far and am very tired, but I definitely took it as her playing the victim rather than owning up to her misguided publicity efforts last summer. I interpreted it as her detailing how someone else’s actions make her seem like a villain, thus shirking responsibility for her new reputation.

Hahahahaha sure dude, we’ll split off and be a state called Chicagoland, and you all can live in “OMG holy shit we have no money for anything”. Enjoy that.

Good grief.