I loooove Kimora Lee Simmons and I want her show back on the air IMMEDIATELY. Her family is so beautiful.

I worked with my sister one summer at the frozen custard shop and it almost destroyed our relationship so I can’t imagine having a career with her where we travel and tour together. No way.

Fanny packs never really left New Orleans. For this I am thankful.

<3 this whole post

Thank you!! In 1995 I was going through mrfical issues that caused fertility issues, and we moved to a new state / bought a new home in a cul de sac. The other women were all mean moms who acted like I was inferior and said crap like that to me. Special place in hell for those bitches.

It’s an exhausting sentiment. Love is something you have and/or are capable of. Not something you “discover” upon pregnancy.

or people who have adopted. or people who wanted to have kids but couldn’t.

Thank you. I got my tubes removed last year (by choice). Best decision of my life so far. I feel really at peace with my decision not to have kids. And would appreciate it if unimaginative fuckheads could keep their bullshit opinions about kids and “that love” to their hotdamn selves. I would imagine that language is…

“That love is just like … you can’t experience that unless you have a kid.”

Setting The Record Straight: IRISH: THE FORGOTTEN WHITE SLAVES

My peak joyful moment of last nights episode was when Ashton Kutcher refused to engage in a waboom with Lucas. When even fucking Ashton Kutcher, who built his career yelling in trucker hats, thinks you’re too extra, you are probably too freakin extra.

Okay Peter’s date was FANTASTIC and their discussion of their gap teeth warmed my cold, dead heart to no end. It was so GENUINE!

That’s the point of the bull. Essentially that Wall Street is an out of control bull in a china shop.

I get why the artist of the Bull is annoyed. I really do.

I was coming here to say this. That’s like saying, “I’m allergic to knits.”

She’s also great in Age of Adaline, a movie I’ve seen more times than I care to reveal here.

I got a turntable for Christmas and signed up for a monthly LP offer service. I’m actually loving it.

I lost it when she eliminated him. This hot ass man, who looks like an actual disney prince, talked about how much he loves his grandma, and you picked some motherfucker who calls himself tickle monster? Girl we need to talk.  

I cannot believe tickle monster made the cut. WTF. The doll is insane, but the French film treatment of him is perfection.

A few thoughts:
-GODDAMN, Rachel, you are the whole package if not several packages, and probably none of these dudes are good enough for you
-I liked Kenny a lot tho, he seemed very genuine and kind
-Josiah’s corny jokes had me slapping my bf on the arm and going “SEE YA LATER, LITIGATOR! GET IT! BECAUSE THEY’RE BOTH…