I enjoyed her in John Wick 2, but the credits rolled by fast enough that I didn’t catch her name, so she was just that cool mute assassin in John Wick 2.

I’m speechless. I really thought this was only me. I read this whole article and now I know I’m not alone. I still haven’t told my wife about my bout with this. I’m passed it now and my son is almost 2 with another on the way.

So who else is totally panicking right now because they’re in public service loan forgiveness? I’m only in year two. Fuck this garbage lady, forever.

Finally, they plan to cut the loan forgiveness program, which was instituted in 2007 as a way to encourage matriculating students to enter careers in public service. Obviously, if you don’t care about the services social workers, public defenders, and doctors provide for the poor, you don’t care about helping them…

This is all so awful. The public loan forgiveness is going to affect almost everyone I work with- I could see a mass exodus from my field.

I miss Rey.

Taylor & Joe look like bored trust-fund siblings whose only source of joy comes from hunting the poor on Purge day.

That is an ill-fitting shirt/jacket contraption.

“I don’t care if it’s a good guy or a bad guy—I will never allow that to happen again,” Perez told reporters.

The call is coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.

The best thing on Twitter last night were reports of WH staffers screaming at each other and reporters not knowing where to stand in the WH because there was just so much yelling.

Shark Tank works because Mark Cuban and Barbara Corcoran are likeable and the other Sharks realize that their main purpose is to play a character (and that they’ll lose to Mark Cuban if they ever try to go head to head against him). Ashton Kutcher was so bad because he thought the show was actually serious.

tfw you’re done using black culture for profit and moving onto your Colbie Caillat phase.

This is a really good show. The writing is smart, they are great, and the rest of the cast (and guest stars) are strong (Keegan Michael Key, Zach Woods, Sklar Brothers, etc.)

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

Kanye is so desperate to be different and edgy. He’s going to record stuff on a mountaintop. He’s going to record it dressed as Big Bird. He’s going to eat only a diet of pickles. He’s letting Russian hookers piss on him wearing an Obama mask, while Donald Trump watches and furiously masturbates. It’s all so much…

All the bottles are still white, tho.

Oh man. I know Polyamory comes in many flavors, but that one is just... sad. Couldn’t they find a poly threesome of three folks happy and madly in love with each other? Guess a lot of that demographic don’t give a shit about expensive wedding dresses...

Well it’s clearly not ‘say yes to the bra.’

I saw those photos and was genuinely like...you get hand picked by designers to go to one of the fucking fanciest parties in the country and you go and snap selfies and smoke in the bathroom like you are at a fucking rave. What is that?