The article reads like a Dynasty character’s cocktail hour conversation while she waits, bored, but really selling the boredom, for her lover with a series of stronger and stronger drinks.

“suggesting that its use is relegated to those internet users who are in their 30s rather than their 20s.”

The two women wanted me to just GIVE THEM to the kid. Like, to stop the crying and because they’re just charms and all. The mother was asking out of curiosity and once I ballparked the price of those two she started doing the math and wanted to know how much I’d spent on allllllll of them out of morbid curiosity I…

So, who wants lunch? My treat.

all of their sex tips feel like a terrible Saw-esque “would you rather”

The girl does not know how to spell cinnamon.

Did anyone else think her part on OITNB was kind of...blah? I was all jazzed about her and looking forward to her storyline and was disappointed.

Were they coneheads? This sounds like the behavior of aliens trying to impersonate humans.

My approximate reaction to that name.

I say you call them an odd, because they literally can’t even.

I’m beg to differ.

Klorane Dry Shampoo With Oat Milk in Natural Tint All I want my dry shampoo to do is absorb grease. This does it without adding perfume, stickiness, or crazy texture.

Klorane Dry Shampoo With Oat Milk in Natural Tint All I want my dry shampoo to do is absorb grease. This does it…

I think you would be more convincing if you included more arbitrary capitalization. Just a heads-up.

I was in elementary school during the 1992 election, and for some reason my school held a mock election to see who everyone wanted to win. The majority of the kids in my school voted for George Bush because they thought they were voting for George Washington.

Does it count if you didn’t fully realize it was awful?

I was about five years old. My mother decides to load four of us kids in the van and take us from Washington State to California, to go to my mom’s cousin’s wedding. While there, we were also going to visit her siblings and go to Disneyland and all sorts of fun…

I’m wondering if maybe she just decided she liked the hair and then there was a misunderstanding and then one lie led to another and next thing she knows, she’s running an NAACP chapter. It’s like a really controversial I Love Lucy episode.

No natural curls are that uniform! Best guess red or blue rod perm.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…