Hm. I am liberal and I fully support trans acceptance, but when someone is a convicted murderer (and not convicted in the sense of a kangaroo court) I gusss I don’t really have much empathy for their mental health. If she’s tried to kill herself, I can really only shrug my shoulders there. She willingly took another…

My husband is from a conservative Muslim country so I just assumed he wouldn’t be down with picking up tampons at the store for me. But when the occasion arose and I asked and it was no big deal. We can’t generalize but I’m sometimes pretty surprised ideas he holds as “normal” that I assumed the opposite; like a woman…

I had a Jewish friend tell me that the Muslim ban/ registry “probably wouldn’t mess up my re-entry travel plans too much” Well, ok then!

Diptyque and Cire Trudon are even more!

lol literally the first thing that popped in my head “PEACH BELLINI!”

Currently pregnant too. Coffee smells like stale cigarettes and I LOVE coffee 😭

When I was about 10 or 11 I was at a fair and a woman asked if I would like to see her babies. I was all “Sure!” She then produced several minuscule yet fully formed plastic babies and started telling me about how babies form inside “mommy’s tummy”. She was from the ‘Right to Life’ campaign. Even with my 4th grade…

Anyone going to talk about how her brother is the founder of Blackwater? Yes. THAT Blackwater.

My sister is an election official. She asked a guy to take off his MAGA hat and he refused. When she went for “backup” the other election official (who was a Trump voter, by the way) said she was unaware that MAGA and the red hat were campaign material associated with Trump. That’s an informed voter right there.

This happened to me once. I didn’t ACTUALLY poop my pants but I was pregnant, on a public bus, and about 10 minutes from my stop. I had already made peace with the fact that it was probably going to happen - luckily I made it home in time.

No poops but me and my 2 year old just had an all-night vomit sesh that was basically the culmination of this shitty fucking week. We feel a little better today.

Fucking Macomb County, eh?

I was one of those people. I voted, in the end, for Clinton. But after much thought and soul searching. I voted absentee for Michigan so I literally stared at my ballot for days before filling in the Clinton/ Kaine bubble. My initial thinking was “Silver says Michigan is solidly blue - my vote won’t count against…

And yet, people like me who occasionally comment when I have something interesting to add to the conversation are forever stuck in the greys. It’s really a terrible system. I dunno.

IMO no one beats MariaCarla

One must read Giacomo Casanova! 🔥🔥🔥

Dunning-Kruger effect

I did that once - strangely I wasn’t pass out drunk but had been drinking loads of red wine all day (for days) and finally wretched out my stomach lining. It was like little burgundy strips of paper floating in the toilet. It was a wake up call like “k maybe you need to stop drinking now...”

I started sleep & nap training at 3 weeks. My kid started sleeping through the night (meaning 12 full hours) at 3 months and has done so ever since. I def made it a point to foster his independence. He’s happy and well adjusted. *shrugs*

Romanticizing the Plantation South...I’m surprised Paula Deen hasn’t chimed in with a Trump endorsement yet.