Fiestaware is more fun than anything practical has any business being.

Boss: We’re going to have to let you go since you’re trying to conceive.

And people at my data/marketing company thought I was being paranoid for refusing to participate in “free, optional” company-sponsored health screenings.

Seriously, the algorithms are out to get us. I call this shit “creeper tech”. No one needs to know OR use this information except for you and your partner.

The good news is no reputable employer would use this to fire a woman before she got pregnant. Oh, wait...

Women. Binders full.

Someone bought a gallon of McDonald’s Michael Jordan BBQ sauce (McJordan BBQ sauce) from 1992 for $10,000.

At this point, I honestly think the strategy is to drag things out to the point where Cosby dies before going to trial, not to actually win. Or at least before the verdict is read. He’s so old that he could pass away literally any day, and this trial could be extended to *years* due to the appeals. If he dies before…

There’s been stories around lately about both Tom and Gisele’s eating habits. Neither has ever had coffee. They never eat sugar, gluten, dairy and they avoid foods that cause inflammation, like tomatoes. So it may not just be a “oh, look a model ate” story.

They shut the bar down drinking with their kids?

Exactly. She acts like she’s still in her late teens. She has no depth. AT all. Her music is cool. I don’t hate her (so back off Tay lovers). She just seems extremely immature for her age.

I’ve crawled into a ball and wanted to die over much less significant things than losing a fight.

Nah, it’s a testament to their attitudes. Taylor ACTS like a teenager.

I started to make a comment contrasting Taylor’s reaction to missing a note to Adele’s: tears vs. fuck it, I’m going to eat a burger. My point that as you get older, things like that aren’t so tragic, but WTF, Adele is only one year older than Taylor. For some reason I thought Taylor was still in her late teens.

I also think the babies comment is one of those realizations you have when you realize that living your life is not all about you, you know? Like there are bigger things coming after the moment that you are in that are going to be so much more.

With the added bonus of human sacrifice.

Or literally anything else...travel, kids, put money toward retirement. The possibilities are endless!

Any opportunity to put out the “fuck diamonds” concept is an important one.

Or... They’re more likely to use that money toward down-payment on a house because they aren’t young and stupid enough to throw money away.

Fuck diamonds anyway tbh.