Man’s best friend.

In the catcher’s defense, that jerk had been throwing at him all game.

At the beginning we were using latex protection but she has always hated them (which to be fair, same) stating that “they make my vagina hurt,”, and “you are too large already.”

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Great scoop.

Jeets is just looking to bust some sweet ollies off that thing.

they will keep him on the roster next year

Institutional racism is still racism.

The horse-talking person has all the mental faculties of a horse in a person’s body (and vice versa).

Still doesn’t help the fact that one of the developers for the game is a white nationalist who was a part of the Gamergate hate movement.

I should also mention that one of the head developers of the game is a white nationalist who was an active member of the Gamergate hate movement a few years back.

Don’t be that guy.

Doesn’t Sessions look like a melted Pence? Is there some crazy dark magic afoot? Have they ever been in the same room together?

And you can tell what accent they are trying out in a verbal apology.

Awww, he didn’t go with

I will admit, at the risk of being flamed by die-hard Browncoats, that I greet this with, “And if it was still 2006, I’d be excited.” My interest over Whedon’s work has cooled after finding out what a creepy asshole he was to his wife, and my interest in Firefly has cooled after it finally hit me that it’s basically…

An interesting question to ask of Pence: “Have you undergone conversion therapy?”

False.

So would the VP.

If you text while driving, Ever, this story is about you too.