Man’s best friend.

In the catcher’s defense, that jerk had been throwing at him all game.

At the beginning we were using latex protection but she has always hated them (which to be fair, same) stating that “they make my vagina hurt,”, and “you are too large already.”

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Great scoop.

Jeets is just looking to bust some sweet ollies off that thing.

they will keep him on the roster next year

Institutional racism is still racism.

The horse-talking person has all the mental faculties of a horse in a person’s body (and vice versa).

Still doesn’t help the fact that one of the developers for the game is a white nationalist who was a part of the Gamergate hate movement.

I should also mention that one of the head developers of the game is a white nationalist who was an active member of the Gamergate hate movement a few years back.

Doesn’t Sessions look like a melted Pence? Is there some crazy dark magic afoot? Have they ever been in the same room together?

And you can tell what accent they are trying out in a verbal apology.

Awww, he didn’t go with

An interesting question to ask of Pence: “Have you undergone conversion therapy?”

False.

So would the VP.

But was the National Anthem playing when he stood?

Same here. And all I can figure is that Parks and Rec reminds me of a time when i would watch TV and not really worry about being interrupted by a special news bulletin informing me that half the world was on fire and the other half was covered in radioactive pudding.

🎼🎤 “Be-lieve it or not / Jeff isn’t at home / Please leave a message / At the beep / I must be out / Or I’d pick up the phone / Where can I be? / Believe it or not I’m not home”