Police left after discovering that “burglary” is just what Gronkowski calls a cookout.

Libertarians are easy to understand. They’re all about Selfish Freedom.

I’m not sure you have a grasp on what Ray’s faults actually are.

I also hope that I am well thought of in my home town even after I help murder someone and destroy evidence. For all my faults- like that time I helped murder someone and destroy evidence- I feel like I have contributed a lot of positive speeches and tackles.

I use at least three varieties of bean. Your sensibilities can go pound sand.

Kill yourself.

he pleads not ghillie.

Why waste resources to ship them into space, when it’s significantly cheaper to tie some weights around their ankles and dump them in the pacific?

Getting a tattoo = not caring about your body? Fuck off.

Your face makes you look stupid but you don’t see me making comments about it.

What they don’t want heavy slow underpowered overpriced status symbols for old people?

The mega-douchebag demographic has been saturated. Good riddance.

TL:DR?

Thats because the Warriors aren’t fun. At all. They actively suck the fun from the entire league. If they ever were fun, that shit ended when KD signed. Although i would argue that it ended before that, roughly around the time that Green turned into Hong Kong Phooey.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a grown man whining about the level of detail of a kid’s toy meant to spark imagination.

Maybe you could use a pair of these.

I think that by season 3 it has easily surpassed breaking bad.

Middle-aged white guy with strange personal relationships and habits. Shot a grunt load of random strangers. And they are looking for a motive?

I don’t know man, I feel there’s a least half a dozen skits at the top of my head that lived and died on the basis of Key and Peele’s performances, Jordan Peele included. Slap Ass? The Meegan sketches? Wendell? The freaking Goonies 2 thing? I could easily see a world in which those aired on SNL, and fell completely…

Why wouldn’t you? Because it’s not a good game.