This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

Each line snorted represents a white line in the flag. It’s probably the most patriotic thing he could do.

This is the best Cure song. I will fight you.

Body camera off = guilty until proven innocent.

Not to mention if you have to reach back forty years for your one example...

This probably isn’t the place for this but I’ve been watching old episodes of the King of Queens and both Carrie and Doug are just awful people. In any given episode, they’re doing something horrible to someone or they’re engaging in some scheme to screw over someone (or each other) just to get what they want, and I…

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Questioned about the incident, Maccarty says he felt no remoras.

Can’t wait for the Japanese game show Sashimi Plate 5000 Wahhhh?!!! where a person has to keep the attached shark alive long enough for everyone to finish eating it.

The asteroid.

But spellcheck said it was OK, so maybe you don’t know what you’re talking about.

Look out, we got a real tough guy here and he’s not afraid of heat!

Cool story, people from Austin are soo badass!

I’ve got nothing to add, except Fuck Curt Schilling with a rusty garden tool.

I will be brutally honest, and I expect to get flamed for it: My take has changed over the years from “Woo, Joss Whedon series, woo, witty and quotable dialogue, woo, cool action sequences!” to “Oh, hey, look, yet another white guy tries to say, ‘But if you pretend it wasn’t about slavery, weren’t the Confederates…

‘Get me Jon Gruden!’

Regrettably all he has for Titans are those terrible “Doom Fist Pauldrons” that I’ve already gotten two of... At least they make nice infusion fuel. :)

This seems like a good time to remind everyone that the Cleveland Indians blew a 3-1 lead.

I never thought we’d be here, but, congratulations to the Detroit Lions on making a smart personnel move.