Gonna get worse before it gets better.

Cruz: “Quarterbacks aren’t paid to make political statements, they’re paid to get rings. Remember Larry Bird? He used to get 20 rings a game sometimes. Heck of a quarterback.”

If someone is a hypocrite like Tebow, yeah.

I can’t even make a pun one person can enjoy, let alone one that forty love.

lol, all Jalopnik needs to do now is write how “muscular” Hillary is.

Isn’t the Jets being shit what a national TV audience expects?

You don’t go to a Vegas show and want to hear Britney or Lionel Ritchie say “Tonight I’m just gonna play new stuff”

Give us your old act, the classics.
Keep being shit, that’s the J-E-T-S we know and love.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas for 10 seasons until a better offer rolls around.

Then imagine that bird’s head and part of its wingtip protruding from a beach along a seashore, and Charleton Heston, after stumbling upon it while horseback riding, wailing in anguish on the sands below its beak.

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

“kids should be grateful to generate millions of dollars for colleges that won’t pay them a dime”

Which is why I don’t get why crossfit takes something so beautiful and fucks it up. Oly lifts (especially the clean and jerk) aren’t supposed to be done by a suburban mom for as many reps as possible under 2 minutes with shitty form.

“The single worst thing that has ever happened to an Armenian”

This take could melt steel beams.

Ah yes, that’s Kobe, always sacrificing individual success for the good of the team.

“...his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds.”