Pretty sure I used to jokingly tell my little sister to “Have some couth” when she was acting up. Anyway, this comedy song is relevant:

Every season of GNTM has girls bemoaning the fact that Heide (Klum) won’t talk to and hang out with them and the German boulevard press pretending they’ve just discovered a scandal.

Outstanding. Thanks for the belly laugh!

These people are so late, it’s 2018! Nothing makes me happier than being in #teambald. Welcome to the fold Tamar!

The best part? That rotting spud up there is thought to be the frontrunner for Australia’s next Prime Minister, when the current one is inevitably toppled in a vote of no confidence. Can only hope he follows the trend set by the last couple and only lasts 5 minutes.

I’ve been rocking a close crop on and off for the past few years. Have spent the last year growing my hair out but this is tempting me to cut it off again.

Yay, finally within my size range. Beyond excited to check this out!

This. This right here 100%. My choice to never have children was solidified when I was 12 years old and visited my aunt in hospital after having a C-section. Watching a nurse help her to the bathroom put having a baby solidly in the ‘Good for you, not for me’ column. 

I will cape for one member of Boyz II Men in the greys, because Wanya did one of my favorite DWTS routines ever. The man can move:

Obligatory:

Saw this once. It’s replaced the actual lyrics for me:

I’m an australian who read it in english lit 8 years ago.

As an Ed Sheeran fan, have to say I nearly threw my phone out the window listening to What Do I Know? ugh.

I remember reading this. Wonder how much of it was real?

29 seconds. 29 seconds in is when I became profoundly uncomfortable.

But will I get another toast scene? I need to know.

Two words: Ed Sheeran

Timely tune:

Well...now I understand why Jensen Ackles was cast as his son