For kids..
Hot = Scolding
Warm = Still Too Hot
Cold = I’m Full

YOU WILL LOVE IT.

On the plus side, my fantasy FEMA team is putting up numbers this year.

Ray Lewis is human garbage.

I FUCKING HATE BEING A DOLPHINS FAN

The Washington plate isn’t as embarrassing as the Patriots plate.

I always imagined Jared sounding like Gilbert Gottfried.

...a record-breaking assault on the mountain...

So they’re basically the people of Pawnee.

As a Rangers fan, I don’t like him. As a hockey fan, I want to see him play hockey for 10 more years.

Patrick: A whole bunch = Two things

Damn, can’t believe I’m gonna highlight truther a Puig story, but come on man. 1 highlight is a play where he didn’t throw a guy out. The other is a play where he would have been out on a good throw? This is low-level Puig.

I’m not sure Americans could do that with our own anthem

Wondering what families of murder victims think? Here’s a start; families of muder victims speak out against the death penalty: https://www.aclunc.org/article/families-murder-victims-speak-out-against-death-penalty

What happens if they get toss in the lava?

Like, beyond Binding of Isaac?

I don’t know what fucking standings the Deadspin staff are looking at but its at least the second time this week they’ve said the Dolphins are in the playoffs.

Seriously. All I could think about while watching this was: “Wow, a lot of people are making cash off this homeless woman’s intellectual property.”