Boss firth! Tench warfare! Editing!

He reminds me of Craig Kilborne

I mean, it was a nice human interest piece. Sure you could replace cars with a different addiction, but owning 50 BMWs certainly isn’t as commonplace of a story as knocking out 50 natty lights every weekend.

Same thing here. I read Deadspin, Kotaku, Jezebel, and Gizmodo (RIP Gawker), and Kotaku of all places brought me here. Seemed like an interesting article and I read it start to finish immediately. Great human interest piece. Thanks David, and good on whoever cross-posted it.

I never played Mario Kart 8, but I swear I know that track, was it also in the Wii version of the game?

And there you are, all the stars

I swear you guys posted this a month ago. There’s an off chance it’s the only other site I look at from time to time, Destructoid, but we’ve seen this, right?

I agree that speedrunning stories are cool, but it seems like a big influx, just regarding BotW. It just seems odd that this game is covered so much comparatively. I get that it’s still “new” and all the rage, but the topic is feeling very stale right now.

Who would ever want to be Philip Rivers?

I mean, come on man. A flyguy is a flying shyguy. Mario 2 is a Mario game, it’s not a big deal.

Reminds me a lot of the Trailer Park Boys game that just came out

Wow, what a piece of shit

Hey, I went to Notre Dame and I’m useless

He must not have danced before the quarter

At the same time, if someone sucks so much that everyone brings up how much they suck, it matters. If Donald Trump or Ray Rice made this game, people would be talking about its creator.

Well this is dumb

Could always implement surge pricing

This will always be my favorite in the series, and is pretty much my favorite game of all time. Great write-up. Think there’s any hope of a non-awful remake?

FYI, Vainglory did add two new modes with much shorter matches, they’re quite fun!

BABIES SHOULD NOT GET PREGNANT