Hello Allana! Warmest welcomes.

Someone made an App, which I understand that 10 year olds can do, and other people download it to hail or work for Uber. How the hell do they need so many people? I could run Uber from my basement with help from my cats.

Considering the distance from butthole to water surface and the limited time that shit has to reach terminal velocity, I calculate the average speed at no more than 8.265 mph...assuming no projectile velocity is added from explosive diarrhea.

Do it. That engine needs $12 work of work.

My questions is, how does one become Matt Sylvester? Not specifically him, but what path does one take to end up as the Focus RS Brand Manager? Is he a former race-car driver? An intern who was in the right place at the right time? Does he have a Harvard MBA? Engineering degree from MIT? It’s too late for me, but…

I admit that there was something unsettling about seeing the Japanese flag parading around the track. I had just finished reading “Killing the Rising Sun” so WWII and Japanese atrocities were fresh on my mind. I thought of my grandfather, who fought his way through the islands of the South Pacific and was in…

I wanted a car when I was in college, but I couldn’t afford one and my parent’s did not think it was a good idea. Of course, I was asking for Mustangs and Camaros and Nissan Z cars and the like. So one day I mention to my father that a co-worker at the cafeteria where I worked was selling a 1977 Impala Wagon. Dad…

I hope that all persons involved are OK and will recover fully...no one should be hurt by the thoughtless, employee-back-stabbing, fuck all Americans, Nazi bastard Germans. Fuck all Germans.

Not from California, so I don’t know where “lane splitting” ends and “weaving through traffic at speed” begins. I have always thought that lane splitting allowed motorcycles to move through long lines of cars that were stopped, or moving slowly, ie: traffic. The HOV lane, which is open to motorcycles, was not…

I want to insert my penis into that car.

Reading along, the new Kia Niro sounded like the perfect fit. Spacious, comfortable, good on gas and affordable. But the $70k price point throws that out the window.

That is impressive. The idea of swerving around traffic, into oncoming traffic, AT SPEED, on the assumption that there will be somewere to go, is just plain nuts. I’ll keep my leisurely cruise, thanks.

I can hear the conversation:

Felt? A felt board? Has this guy even watched the show? I am guessing the inside of his ass is felt-lined and that is all he can see with his head so far up there.

So how about the spy power of the average news chopper huh? The stuff that they must see!

Suggesting a bunch of 15+ year old cars for a low cost of ownership and reliability? What kind of advice are you giving this poor guy? And how practical is an MR2 or Corvette?

The car you need Jon is the Ford Fiesta ST. (although a case could be made for the Focus ST). This car, fully loaded, doesn’t crack $25K. …

I for one can’t see fully autonomous vehicles being implemented any time in the near future. There are just too many legal and safety issues to overcome. Commercial trucking firms for instance have a lot of trouble finding qualified drivers, but the leap to getting rid of them completely is a big one. In the…

It is absolutely butt-ugly, but with some subtle Photoshopping, I think I made it more palatable.

Mother Teresa was recently sainted for helping to save the wretched, unloved and forgotten. I think SOMEONE is on the same path...

Wow, they are so heavily disguised I thought they were Corollas.