As a former owner, I said crack pipe because as much as people claim to love them, they are not willing to shell out much for them. They are 30 years old but buyers will still nitpick every little detail! If it is 100% rust free, it’s worth $3K in non-running condition.

Yeah, but you know how it will go. It looks great online, and it is cheap, but once they get it and start to use it, it will break in a few days and be useless junk. Made in China, huh, probably full of lead paint and exploding batteries.

Bottom line, the Germans are lying bastards who don’t give a shit about Americans. We should fine them AND we should force 100% of their U.S. profits to stay in the US for 25 years. Let their dealers, assembly-line workers, parts suppliers and other US employees get rich while they eat humble pie.

This is why the Saab 900 makes a good track car...

Finally, a guy the cops SHOULD shoot!

The State of PA has recently introduced legislation to allow drivers to turn on a red light if the light is not functional. Although it was expanded to all vehicles and all causes of light malfunction, it was originally drafted to allow motorcycles that are not seen by weight sensors to turn safely. One other example…

With her son in the car...this tragedy could have been and may still be even more tragic than it already was. Hopefully a camera or person caught something somewhere.

On a related note, how is it that the Mustang can shoot someone, multiple times, in broad daylight on a busy highway and no one sees anything, but I so…

The “dogbone” grille, the F O R D letters on the hood...they could have done SOME retro nods here!

Yep. I want one.

As a Marketing professional, I take offense to your assertion here. EcoBoost is a tangible thing, you can lift the hood and touch it and feel it. It is not marketing hype because it actually exists. Marketing hype, my particular specialty, is making people want something that DOESN’T actually exist. Like how women…

26 city/33 highway, 197hp/214 torque.

Smokey Yunik noticed that there was no regulation on the length or diameter of a car’s fuel-filler hose. So he put 11 feet of 2” diameter tubing around inside his trunk. The story is that NASCAR impounded his gas tank at Charlotte Motor Speedway. He drove the car to his shop on the fuel in the filler hose alone to get…

What did the FiST make on the Dyno?

Finally!! Some verification. I have been saying that for years. Tylenol is everywhere.

Tacoma X-Runner. Lower bed height, actually fun to drive without sacrificing much utility, better MPG than a full-size, and since it’s a Toyota truck, it will literally run forever.

The LF-A doesn’t make much sense on paper, but everyone who drives A LOT of supercars (like Clarkson and the über rich and former race car drivers and such) agree that it is amazing and they want one. That’s a pretty resounding endorsement in my book!

Full disclosure: I am currently masturbating while looking at that car.

Seriously though, people get hot and dizzy and faint sometimes, and people can also suffer minor strokes or an aneurysm, so a trip to the doctor is a must after an event like that. Take care man, I hope you feel better.

Did he catch a glimpse of the 5 Series GT rear end? Oh no wait, that makes you vomit not pass out.

I have a theory that having a GT3 and a LaFerrari and a Veyron makes you an asshole. I am a really nice person, so you can give me all three and we can find out if it is true.