I think you are missing the point. OVER 2,000 HORSEPOWERS!

We know they weren't distracted by cleaning their teeth in the mirror...

Why does anyone drive in New York? There are cabs everywhere, the subway system works pretty well, and you can walk most places.

Good Lord, NASCAR sure has fallen far. The drivers are sending their girlfriends in to fight? Cale is not impressed.

My Isobot would totally rock that space station!

I would have no clue what a gay porn star looks like, why do you?

The rear axle on my '78 Cordoba had leaf springs, and the shackle mounts rusted out and allowed the shackle to pop into the trunk.

Anyone else have one of these?

I'd buy one in the Spring if I could. Seriously.

Think about it.

Every time I fly into NYC, I am amazed that there are no bridges on the one side of downtown. Why did this happen? Why the Holland Tunnel and not a bridge or two? Was it for shipping lanes? Security? Cost? Seriously, I'm not from there and I am curious.

This is not an issue that anyone cares about.

Has anyone been to Atlantis lately? Yeah, entire city sank to the bottom of the ocean. I'd say that's pretty bad!

For awesome and angry looking, it's hard to beat the many LEDs of the newer Acura...BA HA HA HA HA. I couldn't even get the whole sentence out with a straight face.

Its the new mail truck! Surprised aren't you?

Well, for insane vehicles that started out as Shopping Trollys (or carts as they are actually called) it is hard to beat this:

The Red Bull Helicopter does backflips, and other things that will pucker your sphincter but good!

Who handles the annual registration, inspection and general paperwork for 511 vehicles? Three cars drives me nuts, 511 would have me on a rooftop with a rifle.

I disagree with your choice of vehicle/opinion about said vehicle. As the owner of a [insert some douchemobile that no one is impressed with here], I am an expert on all things automotive. I have no meaningful input on the subject, I just like to point out that I own the car mentioned above as often as I can.

The Will i Am Special Edition Excalibur Kit Car. (braaaggghhhh) Excuse me, I puked.