Grand Prix Coupe has the right window taper.

A5/S5 has the right side windows and proportions.

Dodge Stratus Coupe, when tinted, looks like one long window that tapers to a point like that.

That is surprisingly not ugly.

High beams on the floor (old GM cars). Step hard for the gas! Step hard for the brakes! Step hard for the...high beams?!?

No one uses the teeth of keys like a rake to scratch a car, and they certainly don't do a little scratch like that. Keying a car means long lines across a door or fender. This guy has obviously never pissed off a woman and can't drive a big truck without rubbing against something somewhere.

As a biker, I would love to be able to lane split. It is the norm in Europe and helps with massive congestion no? My issue is that the idiots in cars would have to get off their cell phones, use signals, and look behind them for oncoming bikes before they open their door to spill out their cold frappuchino or dump…

As a 43 year old, I have to assume that midlife is in the next few years. So that means that I will want dream cars of my youth, so mid 1980's. That means that the 911 Turbo Slant Nose, Lambo Countach and Ferrari Testarossa should be rising in value soon.

Pep Boys would like their wing back.

Pep Boys would like their wing back.

My office is just on the other side of this glass. 

Looks like they have some issues with moss or other discoloration of their stones 

Notice how the brick design changes here...

How about an honorable mention for the Buick Reatta?  Sexy little 2-door coupe.  Had it come with the Northstar V8 or even the supercharged V6, it would have been decent.  

The Confederacy lost the war. This flag says "We are proud to be a bunch of loosers who got our asses kicked by the industrial might of the North!"   

Well, here I am on Jalopnik using yet another browser (Camino) and I still can't add a photo. When will Jalopnik learn that people that like and can afford cars, also like and can afford Macs? Stupid board.

GM made quite a few tanks and other military vehicles that were not sold to the general public. I'd post a picture, but Jalopnik doesn't work too well on Safari or Chrome or any other decent browser apparently.

They were called PEL (polypeptide ellipsoidal lighting). Why my brain retains that and not the date of my anniversary is beyond me.

I live in Pittsburgh, and that girl is not local. How do I know? She appears to be pretty skinny and hot, and she's willing to take her clothes off. Obviously from out of town.