Spunk burning? He should probably see a doctor about that.

Tucker Carlson is a Tom Tomorrow comic come to life.

Maybe he’s confused about “librarians and “libertarians” in the same way I was over “veterans” and “veterinarians.” When I was six years old.

His vocals are the aural equivalent of expensive, pre-ripped designer jeans.

I would love to hear Talking Heads doing “Breaking the Law.”

“I dig pain/ it’s a feeling in my brain.”

That’s kind of what I didn’t like about it. We went from E.T., Nightmare on Elm Street, and Ghostbusters to the “punk” episode of Quincy.

That’s where he took the name from.

As long as we’re raging, read this one too: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/10/30/the-family-that-built-an-empire-of-pain

“Legit bee”

Proof that everything, eventually, gets co-opted.

Just read his comments in the Simpsons Comic Book Guy voice and get a good laugh out of them; they’re pretty funny that way. Thanks for the great article.

I always thought of him as one of the white guys from Do the Right Thing, but ends up he wasn’t in that.

“Well actually, you know, it is really about ethics in video game journalism.”

Exactly. We are forever doomed to having people post “Ol’ Sourpuss LOLOL” every time Eno’s name comes up.

That sweet, sweet fifth-century sound?

I dunno, I thought it would be some funny podcast by a couple actual U2 superfans who would share their insights about a much-maligned band. Instead it seemed like “Ol Sourpuss LOL!!!!” over and over and over. Guess it’s just not for me.

“The t-shirts amirite guys?!” The appeal of that podcast mystifies me. Do they eventually end up saying anything interesting about music?

Mine is Bruce Springsteen. Really cool guy, always interesting in interviews and stuff, but I can’t really listen to his music. It’s too hammy for me—which oddly enough is part of the reason I like hearing his interviews.

They do only have that one song. It’s just that they’ve filled about 50 albums with it.