Holy shit I thought (hoped?) that was going to be a joke.

Call me petty but I’m still pissed at Colbert for bringing Spicer on like it’s a big joke.

“To obsess over the strict preservation of plot details is to assume that story is the be-all, end-all of a motion picture”

He is a loon, but I will always have a little bit of respect for him for his epic Trump handshake eyeroll.

“a gesture of respectful communion with the animal regarded as a symbol of strength and steadfastness in the face of adversity”

This fucking game is some Proust-level nostalgia for me, and get this: our local one was in a goddamn Dungeons and Dragons store. Yes, a D&D store.

Larry did the stop-and-chat for him!

I can’t blame them, but they’re going to be disappointed.

“What’s the frequency, Kenneth?”

I believe we call them “Freedom Shepherds” around here.

Worst. Season. Ever.

Oh, shit. You mean that wasn’t a sarcastic send-up of Whataboutism?

Why is this guy (still) famous?

What the hell is “a fireable offense by ESPN”? How is ESPN going to get fired? Does Sarah “Atrocities” Huckabee Sanders even speak English?

No, they were a “Christian” “band.”

OMG

“Hi! I’ve got a tape I want to play!” (turns on boombox)

Already have an AV Club and a Disqus version of this same account. Dead Postmodern Motherfuckers all over the place.

That guy can’t even keep his ignorant stereotypes straight!

Oh, I have no doubt he didn't learn shit when he was there and that he was a complete legacy case. I just meant that O'Reilly's excuse for him is not only dumb, it doesn't even apply to Trump.