because of his role within his church.

Imagine - imagine - checking who it was in reply to.

There were dogs, just the parade got canceled.

Thats holds true for the majority of fortunes ( posting this for a socialist friend...)

I don’t know.. I’ve never fired my dog.. I’ve punished a few, no treats and only the cheap kibble when they misbehave, but fired?.. Dogs are loyal (when treated well), ask for little in return, and are sounding boards when you just want to vent without a “you know what I think...?” response.

You have such a way with words, and to even consider that “punk ass bitch” is a phrase to retire is like defacing a work of art. And yet, sometimes a Confederate statue has to come down so that it can be replaced by a statue of, I don’t know, Rep. Jason Spencer charging bare-assed at Sacha Baron Cohen.

Yeah, THIS was what made Philly fans assholes clearly.

patty melts are on rye chief

Under Ohio law, strippers are not allowed to touch patrons—unless it’s a family member.

Flying butt pliers!

Can we back up slightly and talk more about your roommate selection criteria?

While I kind of agree with you, everything but the drug and weapons charges do not seem like something that you should get locked up for. Hit him in the pocketbook, sure, but making the rest of us pay to lock him away for doing repeated low level stupidity?

You really must not know what Atlanta politics is about if you think Bottoms has any idea what she’s doing. Notable fuckery includes pushing an ordinance to prohibit music studios from being within 1000 ft. of residential areas “because that’s where rappers get shot” and voting against decriminalization because she…

I like Dave Matthews Band more than the rest of the world apparently seems to think I should.

What Would You Say if Kucinich actually won?

This is wonderful but I just got hella depressed when I read in the comments that someone not knowing Top Gun would disapoint their parents. Now I know what that look on my dads face meant when I asked if Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings*.

I’m still not sure the Mavericks get it.

This. Trade all of your 2nd round picks away in perpetuity, Jets GM

Recent Jets second round picks have been Christian Hackenberg, Devin Smith, Jace Amaro, and Geno Smith. I’d start giving up on them too.