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I mean, I get what he was trying to say, but this is why you don’t let a toddler drive the car. You’re going to crash and burn, because that little shit can’t fucking drive.

Lauren, make sure to star Herb, so everyone can see you fully embarrass him!

It’s the “(R)“ next to his name.

For a second I thought I took your meds.

“He knew what he signed up for … but when it happens it hurts anyway.”

If only we lived in a world in which EVERY other country on earth has stricter gun laws and do not have the issues with mass shootings that we have here. If only there was some kind of blueprint for effective gun control to lower gun related crimes. Oh well, I guess such a thing is just a pipe dream.

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

You can’t reason someone out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into

Greetings, white person. Now all y’all have to do is spring Charlie Manson from prison and you’re all set! Helter Skelter, man, Helter Skelter!

Thanks for at least being honest.

Now might be the time to announce this guy’s mayoral candidacy of Hopkins, Minnesota, a suburb of Minneapolis. He doesn’t want light rail, or a city train, connection with Minneapolis. Point 1:05 is particularly revealing. This is now, today.

Thanks Dennis, now let’s dance!

Does the NBA really draw heavily from that white supremacist fanbase? I really don’t know, but I’ve never gotten that sense. I have ALWAYS felt like the NFL fanbase is just full of racist conservative hicks. I have never gotten that impression from the NBA. I’ve always felt like most racist white people already don’t…

I saw a white guy explain that the movement had evolved past Kapernick and that now it was about all injustice and many issues and I was like, “No. It hasn’t and it’s not. Stop trying to take it. It’s not yours.” I’m still mad about it.

“In some ways, even though his picture is not there, Colin Kaepernick is there;

“In some ways, even though his picture is not there, Colin Kaepernick is there...”

Any list where Chutes and Ladders isn’t last is faulty. Anyone with a 3 or 4 year old that likes this game knows this. Fuck that game. When my son chooses Candy Land instead of Chutes and Ladders, I breathe an audible sigh of relief and get SIKED. Crack a beer folks, because Candy Land is dope.

That’s a shame. So, anyway, has anybody tried the new Steak, Egg and Tomatillo Wrap at Starbucks? Is it good for breakfast?