postingwhilepooping
PostingWhilePooping
postingwhilepooping

Woo! I’m this guy. What a day to be alive.

Detroit does not really support a pro football team.

I went through the same thing with Ice Cube. How big an Ice Cube stan was I in high school? My white ass started pushing The Final Call on campus. I wore Ice Cube shirts every day and got jumped for it about once a week. I was so up on Doughboy’s shit that I actually felt like he’d sold out when he released Cave Bitch

Scapegoats are popular in times of economic turmoil. When the populace sees no hope with the current system it is easy for a demoagogue like Trump to come in and play to people’s base instincts and fear. People are disenfranchised from the political establishment because of their corruption and graft and therefore we

The Browns have been lying to people for years about being an actual NFL team so they should get off their high horse.

Is posting about being 200 pages into Infinite Jest the new prominently displaying Infinite Jest on one’s bookshelf?

RGIII is done everywhere. Someone might sign him but I think the chances he ever starts in a regular season game for anyone approach terminal zero. Even when “healthy” after he got put through the shredder in Washington, he showed he couldn’t make even the simplest reads. His ability to run as well as his confidence

MARK MY WORDS: Washington and San Francisco will trade Kaepernick and Griffin to each other.

I’m partial to Heavyweights.

Yes.

It’s a spectacular disgace, but I don’t know if these shenanigans are a failure in the eyes of these angry old men.

Policy-wise, I'm firmly in Bernie's camp but that doesn't mean that I can recognize what a shameful hit job they tried to pull on Clinton. If the DNC doesn't make an effort to go after every Republican member of this committee hard for this partisan-hack travesty in their reelection campaigns, they're damn fools as

Can’t see anything about this film without “YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!” reverberating in my brain.

I have a text alert on my phone when a local liquor store gets a Three Floyd’s shipment in. I show up in 15-20 minutes and it’s always already sold out. The Gumballhead and Zombie Dust are fucking UNREAL. I love drunk

I kinda like Minneapolis

Easy... North Pole, Alaska

I kinda like Houston.

Obviously none of those guys have been to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.