Finally! I've been waiting for years for some tech bro to create a worse version of Instantwatcher.

Honestly, so is Daughter Pope.

I downvoted him for ruining your synergistic comment. You're welcome.

I have a few, but by far my prized one is a signed polaroid of me with Orenthal James Simpson taken about a month after my 12th birthday. I was born in April of 1982.

True. I'm clearly overreacting to the recent spate of people trying to be more clever and hip than they actually are—see e.g. Cameron Esposito claiming her hatesong was "quasi-ironic." But it's the internet—overreaction is why Al Gore invented the dang thing.

I was a huge Pearl Jam fan in middle and high school, and for a bit in college. Then pretty much stopped listening to them sometime in my early 20s—so my interest was was basically between Vitalogy and Riot Act. But for individual concert experiences (considered at the time they happened), they place more than one…

I can't wait to be that father.

STOP THE INTERNET PRESSES! We have a successful and intelligent edition of Hatesong!

well played. i tip my cap to you, good sir.

What kind of terrible person puts cheese in his taco?

Thanks. The above is based upon my earlier work on the Velvet Underground Theorem where I proved:

Because they are different words with different meanings?

(Scott Walker > Lou Reed) + (SunnO))) > Metallica) = Soused > Lulu

The perfect vehicle for Streep to chew all of the scenes.

Is that not the point of the AV Club comment section?—a beautiful melange of pedantry, snottiness, and sincerity?

This comment section = a bunch of lists of stuff people like and about three actual answers to the question.

Four times. Don't forget he was the D.A. in Bernie.

#notallhashtags

Upvoted for downvoting Whovian. But downvoted for perpetuating the blurring between an acronym and an initialism.

Like any mental illness, compulsion doesn't necessarily manifest into action. I thought the This American Life episode that dealt with the subject, #522 - Tarred and Feathered, was fascinating.