The writers might be hoping to win that juicy Annual Followship Award money

That’s a good point. It’s basically the Paul Verhoven principle. Make your parody so campy and extreme that it can never be anything but.

“A lawyer, a priest, and a Safelite technician walk into a bar. The lawyer says, ‘Man, I’ve had a tough week. I lot that big case, and my windshield got a big crack in it.’

I work for Safelite as a consultant and can definitively say that “our heroes” is referring to the fact that the techs are the face of the company. They are the ones who provide customer service and the ones Safelite depends on. It’s their (hopefully) good customer service that makes Safelite, as a company,…

Of course not; he has direct depoSNIKT!

Extraordinarily low bar remains extraordinarily low.

Really? In Toronto, it’s the same grammatically-questionable jingle with “Speedy Glass.”

Oh fuck, I just saw your username. Lord. Please, for the love of God, get off conspiracy YouTube sites and decently educate yourself. The goddamn pizza place doesn’t even HAVE a basement. Seriously. A close friend (close enough that she’s living in my spare room literally now) confirmed that, as can any number of…

Replying to myself because I don’t want to take BS out of the greys -

LOL listen to yourself. It’s OK if the president is a vile crass boorish slob who hurls insults and threats from behind a screen, but I’m Satan incarnate. Dimbulb, the president shouldn’t be held to the same standards as your family or your priest...the standards should be far, far higher, given that he’s the POTUS…

She took a very small amount of penicillin, and making penicillin by yourself in the 1700s isn’t easy.

I do too!

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Oh gawd, not another “there’s bad people on both sides” speech.

You understand it doesn’t actually cost any extra money to play a saxophone once you’re already somewhere for some other reason, right? Especially if that place is, as in photos #2 and #3, one’s own home. I mean, you’re acting like the guy was touring around the world for the sole purpose of playing the Benny Hill…

Because you never proofread.

“The protests themselves lost their genuineness some time ago.”
I don’t understand this claim. What makes a “genuine” protest? 

How to get a free booth at a Colts game.

Jeepers, protests are planned ahead of time? I guess everything really is equal always. Both sides, etc.

Okay, what if I am extremely stupid and need an explanation to understand whatever point you’re attempting to make. I clicked the link, it seems legit. So, what are you saying exactly?