“I AIN’T GONNA FEYA LIKE SOME PUSSY QUEAH! FE-YAH’S A WICKED MINEKILLAH! FEYA’S LIKE DETH OR SOME SHIT, AN’ I GOTTA FACE IT LIKE A MAN AND KICK IT RIGHT’N THE FUCKIN’ BAWLS!” ~ Marky Mark Atraydees, Dune

At a certain point, I find myself flummoxed about how to work the funny bits into the review without it feeling like overkill, and I hate to add but so many Stray Observations, since I already feel like I’m adding too many as it is. That said, both of those things were in my notes!

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I’ve been hanging around this site for years. Was that the BEST use of my time? Dunno. But it provided an outlet for snarky jokes and pointed me towards some truly amazing shows and movies I never would have watched otherwise, helping me to steer clear of others that weren’t worthy. Like many other long-timers, I was…

It’s completely punk rock to tell asshole millionaires to FOAD.

Soylent Green’s Stray Observations: At Least it’s Better Than Watching OJ Simpson Confessions on Fox Edition

This comment section is so depressing. People questioning Velocirapstar’s long-running political updates AND people not getting a “this guys fucks” joke.

but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling,twirling towards freedom!

As a Canadian who only knew hockey and a bit of soccer, the idea of the clock not actually matching play time was one of the most bizarre thing for me to wrap my head around when I started getting into football.

Man, all I wanted to do was have fun butchering a quote about defending freedom of speech.

I may disagree with what Velocirapstar says, but will fight him to the death over his right to say it.

so true...in other words they committed a common fallacy

Back before the Kinjapocalypse, everyone’s favorite rapping dinosaur posted this every day, and there was enthusiastic participation. It’s kinda sad to see the lack of comments now, but I’m glad he’s stuck with it.

This has been a long-running What’s On Tonight tradition - it’s like the open thread for AV Club. I rarely participate, but I like to see it! It’s one of the few things that survived the Kinjapocalypse

Politics Corner - Who Needs the Rule of Law? edition. The GOP has been engaged in a full-on assault against the FBI, which is insane. Even during Watergate, GOP lawmakers never turned against the Department of Justice, but they changed the game. Important GOP leaders are backing up Trump’s ‘bias’ claim in order to…

Her use of the word “incorrigible” is incorrigible.

I mean, they enjoyed “All Summer Long” a song that somehow never made it to “Hatesong” despite ruining one good song and one all-time great song.

What I’m saying is: AV Club bring back hatesong just for me to shit all over “All Summer Long”

So you’re the reason for Wikipedia had to edit this...

I’ve found a lot of the beauty community on Youtube that aren’t Jeffree Star and his clique are pretty awesome. Jackie Aina and Nikkitutorials both come to mind as good, genuine people who have a major following on Youtube.

Weirdest billboard I ever saw was an for a bank in Kentucky. It said, in giant letters “WE DON’T MAKE LOANS TO BLACK PEOPLE!” Then, in much smaller font below, it said “you’ll never hear that from anyone at Whatever Bank!”