is it dusty in here?

i dont care what anyone says but that sounds like a damn good time

youre the hero we need but dont deserve

Employee of the Year? 😍

Sorry, I have to say I prefer Sbarro over Little Caesars. Sbarro was the only reason being forced to go shopping with mom was tolerable when I was a kid. (My mom is an avid shopaholic. Her idea of a fun Saturday is going shopping from 9am to 9pm. (usually not buying anything.) When I was a kid I was forced to go…

Sorry, but bullshit. Obama would never be stupid enough to minimize such a tragedy.

I’m sure that Trump sees himself as a cool dude distributing manna, but he’s deluded and obnoxious in everything he does.

Not even close. But, at 5 bux, please name one better for the same price/ service.

That’s funny, because there’s always a soft spot IN this pizza too.

So, when would you like your first visit to Cici’s?

Man, if a sad clown sits down next to me, I am getting up and sitting elsewhere.

If you can even call it “pizza.”

It fluke because key states in Electoral College had voter suppression laws put in place, voting machines tampered with, polling places closed in Democratic precincts, Russian hackers sniffing around — basically everything but Grandfather Clause and literacy test.

I’ve never set foot in texas and I’ve called Trump a fucking moron plenty of times.

Growing up with a Little Caesar’s up the street from us (about 10 blocks but still super close) we knew that getting it delivered within 30 minutes or less on a Friday night just wasn’t going to happen. So we would politely call, acknowledge it would take longer and still paid about half the time. That store loved us…

Unless your thin-skinned boss demands an on screen, every news outlet appearance to deny everything as a form of apology/penance.

People don’t say that.

Cici’s would like a word with you.

I worked in a pizza joint in high school. We didn’t get to do any fun stuff. The boss/owner always took all the tips from the tip jar for himself, he threw things at us if we made a mistake (wrong topping on a pizza, for example) and docked our pay if he was in a particularly shit mood. Of course, I was just a kid and…

I worked for Little Caesers when your pizza was free if it was not ready in 30 minutes.