It’s a great movie, for what it is. But it also pretends that people of colour existed like Oompa-Loompas, or The Lollipop Guild. As in, happy to sweep and toil and sing sweet songs to you, but not requiring anything from you more strenuous than a pat on the head.

Does marketing for a nutritional supplement company, but hates the FDA? How unexpected.

The A/V Club has apologized a number of times. Unfortunately, they’re not in charge.

True fact. Sticky fingers love iPhones.

No, I was precocious. I started reading smut in the 6th grade.

That one led me to Anne Rice’s Belinda, then straight into the real smut.

So right you’re wrong.

I like these articles.

Hey! I’m bad at art, and I’m not a Nazi!

You know, once he’s gone, we will have to find something other than “Thanks, Trump!”, because he will take it completely seriously.

Jeff Bridges seriously Jeff-Bridges-es everything he is in. It can be... distracting.

Easier to miss than just firing into the air, shouting AAAAAAAHHHHHH.

We are the Greatest Generation. We read VC Andrews, on purpose, even after Flowers.

Noice! Good to see you here, too.

I’m sad to say it’s very easy to miss a pun thread in this format.

But John only shot the BAD guys. Or the BAD-guy-adjacent, who are probably also BAD.

Many happy returns!

I don’t mean to be crass, but I feel like they can’t afford a loss of personnel. I respect any person who enlists, but even more any one who enlists while the boats are all crashing into each other.

George RR Martin and everyone else read VC Andrews.

Sure, James, Sarah Connor was strong and kicked ass, but she still had to be rescued multiple times by multiple men in two movies, including by her pubescent son. I mean, I don’t think that weakens the character, but Sarah didn’t have a lot of control over her own life. I don’t think the two characters are comparable.