postdoctoralparanoia
PostdoctoralParanoia
postdoctoralparanoia

This is someone who’s had far more creative control over adaptions than practically any author in living memory and when questioned on Depp’s casting she just talked about how he was perfect for the role, which suggests she had at least some say in the decision.

he also has gorgeous long-fingered hands, and a gravelly baritone voice that can make all panties drop within a five kilometre radius. i could go on about him for days...

Colbert can get it. 100%.

COLIN FIRTH.

you mean, you kept picturing this?:

this is all i have to say:

My husband was SO MAD about Kevin. I was like, “Welcome to being a woman.”

He’s so fucking handsome. Lenny Kravitz is fine as hell too. Lisa Bonet is one lucky lady.

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Oh, he’s just a hot actor who speaks five languages and gives speeches at the United Nations about gender inequality:

He’s also married to Lisa Bonet, and I can never decide which one of them is luckier.

He is pure sex. And so tall. *le sigh*

The examples just served to confuse me, because it seems like they’re equally composed of dudes who I crush on and dudes whose appeal I do not understand.

Chris Hemsworth as Kevin

I got my butthole bleached once because I was paranoid that my bf (now husband) was grossed out by its naturally dark color. I didn’t tell him I did it and he never seemed to notice. A couple years later we were joking around with some friends at a dinner and I brought up that I’d had my b-hole bleached and my bf was

Okay, seriously, they need to just let him wear glasses for more roles. That level of looks-good-in-glasses is 400% better than squinty.

Stassa!! Ava Duvernay just tweeted this article!!!

*Indiana Jones ‘I love you’ blink*

Oooooh look how thick that book is mmmmm.......aint nothing more attractive than a smart, sexy man with a thick book.

Good lord, that’s the English/Writing professor you have at college who you have ZERO regrets fucking during office hours (because he’s single and he legit graded you fairly, so there was no conflict of interest) and who introduced you to the world of high-end picnics and wine in the park while he leaned over you laid