OH FUCK game changer! Pine is now #1 Chris. Sorry Evans.

I am now angry that he does not wear these glasses in every photo.

Look at that fucking gorgeous creative writing professor.

He does sometimes.

Much like Comey I have the receipts: http://collider.com/chris-evans-captain-america-gifted-interview/

Chris Evans unapologetically wants to punch Nazis so that’s a positive.

He comes across as right-winged in real life, which is why I can’t find him sexy. That’s right. Call me a bigot, but right-winged men are incapable of being sexy.

Chris Pine went to Berkeley, studied English literature, and did the education abroad program at the University of Leeds a few years after I did. He’s rep’ing us English majors well, and is therefore the top Chris.

For real though:

You know he paid at least £6 for a pint at London Bridge. God damn it if you’re not going to get your money’s worth for that kind of daylight robbery just because Daesh come calling.

Apparently one guy who was dining in Borough Market went back the next day to pay his restaurant bill <3

The real hero is that young man carrying a box of shepherd’s pie to safety

Just like Trump is a poor man’s interpretation of what a rich man is, she is what a Pinterest Mom interprets as poised and sophisticated.

I’m British.

Guys, I’m ready for men to not be in charge of anything anymore.

Kilometers better, you goddamn American.

Personally I’m hoping when he goes in for the creep hug on a woman, she does a judo throw.

I hate to defend Melania...

The Pope was speaking Italian. She doesn’t speak Italian.

Right, she speaks six languages. I’m sure that’s about as genuine as the degree in architecture she’s supposed to have. Looks, she isn’t close to being fluent in English, and she’s lived here for 15 years. So why should anyone believe anything else she claims about her linguistic skills?