$69 million dollar contract to be a dumbass all because Trump said she had blood coming out of her vagina. Truly an amazing world in which we live.

How are people THIS stupid? He’s saying he’s a great baseball player but a terrible human being. Anything for the dumb ass memes though, this is Deadspin after all.

So when the Patriots did SpyGate and were caught and people were justifiably mad about it, that was petty of them? Doctoring a ball with pinetar/vaseline/spit which is cheating, let alone simply against the rules from time immemorial, is a petty offence? Calling for Machado to be suspended for putting players…

Shouldn’t have been in the game after this. Shouldn’t be in the game tomorrow but MLB won’t do shit because of the name of the player and the market he plays for.

Machado shouldn’t have even been in the game but stay classy, MLB. We know Manny won’t.

Of all the teams he had at his disposal, who honestly dreams of signing with the Angels? What a loser.

2 games is simply not enough. He took a guy out for the remainder of the postseason (this is what should happen to Utley as well - without appeal). He changed the outcome of a critical game and potentially changed the remainder of this 25 year old’s career. A washed up piece of shit ruining new talent is the saddest…