When Rod is at Chris’s apartment trying to call his cell phone and gets Rose instead, there’s an ad for the United Negro College Fund playing on TV. The slogan, “A Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Waste,” sounds a lot more sinister in context.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

One of the Republican party’s traditional strengths is to take a single person and make them outrageous to the Republican base. In particular this works well with any sort of government assistance. People’s desire for fairness, and their attraction to the salacious make the 1 in 10,000 abuser of a system be…

There were a lot of weird sentences in that piece. This grapefruit/snitch mixed metaphor was something:

Wow RUDE

It makes me anxious for you that you put a screenshot of your work email up.

I think “force choking like Vader except without the force” is just choking.

[Cums]

I don’t even know why I ungreyed you when you’ve terrified me so much.

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Yes you are, to Barry’s ever-lasting shame.

There is no way, not one single way, that ol’ Manhattan Federal Court reporter Ben made it where he is today without having the nickname of Bud.

Hey, Drew. Where was my weekly funbag?

Or Maya Rudolph?

I’m partial to bearded Jon Hamm in jaunty cap or Ellen & Portia’s farm themed divorce.