When Rod is at Chris’s apartment trying to call his cell phone and gets Rose instead, there’s an ad for the United Negro College Fund playing on TV. The slogan, “A Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Waste,” sounds a lot more sinister in context.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

One of the Republican party’s traditional strengths is to take a single person and make them outrageous to the Republican base. In particular this works well with any sort of government assistance. People’s desire for fairness, and their attraction to the salacious make the 1 in 10,000 abuser of a system be…

That’s pretty much what LA will be doing if they continue in their bid. Pretty much what they did last time as well and they actually made money. Now, that was 1984 so a bit different than now, but I still think LA could actually pull it off given the number of world class facilities they have now coupled with the…

There were a lot of weird sentences in that piece. This grapefruit/snitch mixed metaphor was something:

Wow RUDE

“His name is Luckey, make him Secretary of Gambling.”

It makes me anxious for you that you put a screenshot of your work email up.

I think “force choking like Vader except without the force” is just choking.

[Cums]

I don’t even know why I ungreyed you when you’ve terrified me so much.

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Yes you are, to Barry’s ever-lasting shame.

There is no way, not one single way, that ol’ Manhattan Federal Court reporter Ben made it where he is today without having the nickname of Bud.

How many other people still type g into the address bar and see Gawker.com pop up and get sad?

Hey, Drew. Where was my weekly funbag?

Or Maya Rudolph?

Am I gonna have to fight this nerd?