I looooooooove Toni Colette and will absolutely be watching this. But what’s with the weird mouth click sounds in the trailer? I hope that doesn’t happen throughout the film cuz that sound would ruin the movie for me. I hate certain mouth sounds - they make me inexplicably angry. Or maybe that’s the point?!

I watched the Vietnam documentary with my Vietnam vet dad and when the topic of “Hanoi Jane” came up he quickly said “oh who cares.”

This x100.

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.

Yet there comes a point where a person is so heinous, it doesn’t matter. Fuck them.

I’m so fucking ready for 2018.

The upside:

I got banned for saying it on Facebook today, but goddammit, men are trash.

Feeling depressed and hopeless lately? May I recommend Nathan the Beach Cat to cheer you up. She’s Xanax for the soul. She lives in a beautiful house on a beautiful beach in Australia and her days consist of going to the beach with her family, swimming in the ocean, and then going home to take a nap. I want this life.

I figured Oprah wants to run for president.

Build that wall! Those bologna tubes were going to take our jobs!

So.. why do people like to shit on Ed Sheeran so much again? I mean, I don’t listen to the dude, but to me he’s just there. An inoffensive guy singing some songs. I don’t understand why he makes people so upset. Haha.

He needs to go. I don’t care if this was during his “showbiz” phase, pre- upstanding senator. He was a grown ass man who should have had more respect for women. He’s just as gross as the rest of them, he needs to go.

Reenactment of Curry “processing” the Lauer firing:

Sounds like GOOP may have a copyright infringement situation. This sort of new-age branding bulkshit is Gwyneth’s stock in trade.

Wait, I think I get it. Calling yourself trash is how men deal with the fact that they actually like patriarchy and misogyny because it benefits them. So they show shame and that covers up for the fact that they still want dominance. If you say “I’m trash” and do a little performative feminism, you can avoid changing…

“a very regrettable dispute between two neighbors over a matter that most people would regard as trivial,”

Because Trump voters are fucking dumb. They think that the pussygrabbing is “just locker room talk.” I can only speak for myself and I’ve been in plenty of locker rooms and I never heard anything remotely like that.