Nah, your local stadium is probably open for business year round. Concerts, monster truck rallies, etc happen there when the sportsball team isn’t in town.

He was a great man, greater than Einstein. Then he gave it all away, making him dumber than Einstein. Way to go, Einstein.

Surely, you don’t mean Tek Jansen in William Shatner’s TEKWAR?

Uh. That shit is not 8 minutes of highlights. It is what’s known as an, “Every touch from” video.

You’re not understanding. This is literally the way he always flips a coin. He’s been such an insufferable dick his entire life, that he’s ALWAYS tossed a coin this way, so it’ll just land on the side wants. Fairness has never, ever been a requirement of his coin toss.

Well, he also fakes a lateral, which freeze them, cuz they’re looking for the next dude. And that sets up the Larsen-y.

So, your argument is that he’s not famous?

He’s actually got a high penis sprain.

I like to think the plot would revolve around him being Schrodinger’s Ant-Man, where like, he’s alive and dead now.

The first time I heard “Mountain Dew”, I assumed it was a urine reference.

Thrillho,

Oh, right. That’s her there at the beginning in the game shop.

Ok. I’m in on this.

I had Henry on my bench. Because this week is the playoffs for me, and Henry not doing shit for the previous 4 weeks is what knocked me out.

I was going to make the lame joke that his name translates into “Rui 8mura”. And then I saw that it was his actual Twitter handle.

John Johnson is the dude who had all those grating white soul albums like 10 years ago? The “Shooooooes that look like feet” guy, right?

I was in Japan this summer during the World Cup. A guy from France and a guy from Germany were, like, legit trying to tell me that each other’s country had stolen flossing from the other.

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