I mean, it’s possible that she likes it like that.

Back when people actually used to hit dudes, occasionally, you’d have a guy lose his nerve and sail it long. Mac used to hate this on the broadcast. “If you’re gonna hit a guy, hit a guy.”, he’d say.

I heard he was a mighty man, the kind you never disrespect.

All he had to do was completely ignore her like he did with his taxes.

Also, half of a nunchaku.

Same. Had a ex pull that.

I was gonna say, as soon as I heard and saw how the “interpretation” of the rules was gonna get called, people are gonna start Suh-ing QBs to the ground.

I think it’s mainly that the Washington ticket owners were disappointed that they weren’t being offered access to these perks. Snyder’s now expanding access to the rest of the “family”.

You just know they’d never ticket a Knight for speeding.

Goddammit. Making me LOL at work.

She now knows what has happened every single time Brett’s just had “a couple beers with the guys”.

If only there were one, or a series of things, he could have not done to be in this situation...

*circles dinosaur robot, adds several exclamation points to it*

Hey, ladies. Just thought I should let you know. There’s a can of beer next to me, so you can’t hold me legally responsible for my actions...

Exactly! What could be corroborated if you don’t want to hear any other evidence? Basically, either she admits that Brett’s right and none of it happened, or Brett admits that he assaulted Ford.

Brett looks like a dude who’s desperately trying to cover this shit up because he knows there’s other stuff out there.

Goddammit.

“MAKE IT HAIIIIIIL!”

It does pretty much look like the other team just sort of decided to let him just go up and get the ball whenever he wanted. However, it’s also a huge goddamn field, and you figure he’d be able to set some pretty vicious picks on dudes who are hovering in his area.

Yeah, I used to work across the street from a college, and students would walk back and forth across this bridge to get from the shop area I worked at to get to campus.

Once I started having problems determining whether they were from a visting tour group or were actually attending class, I was like, “Not worth the…