So moderate that she and Bernie have 93% identical voting records.

“The media has largely already proclaimed her the nominee.”

The media? Instead of, ya know, the fact that she has more delegates and is ahead in the popular vote? Seriously, what is with this idea that The Media is some shadowy conspiracy organization that can somehow shape reality?

Major Upset

Except when you start every sentence with a phrase that implies it’s an opinion, people deny facts. It’s why you get a ‘everyone is entitled to an opinion’ phenomenon including things like anti-vaxers and evolution deniers.

Larry Wilmore was so fucking weak. Like 3 funny jokes. Probably tied with Joel McHale as the biggest fail. Cecily Strong was 10x funnier and more biting.

I thought he was pretty awful actually. I don't blame the audience for not laughing more.

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