Sebastian Vettel sprouted large wings, revealing himself to be an angelic being. Rays of sun shot from his face as he took hold of the car's spoiler and majestically lifted it 689 feet onto the platform.

Meme #1

My choice:

Hey. If you make comments about boobs, or fapping, or anything else of a similar nature, I'm going to remove your comment. If it's bad, or I catch you doing it again, I'm going to ban your account.

The fucking movie is ruined. Thanks, jerk.

Jason, you missed the biggest error of all:

I don't know enough about Tiangong, but let's logically step through to figure out how a spare Soyuz could be on the ISS:

ONE MILLION DOLLARS

That's not even a fake Sinopec station, it's a fake PetroChina station.

But are they selling knock-off gas?

Dear England,

"This is my baby, man," he said. "It's more than just a car. I didn't grow up with a lot. This helps me remember where I come from and where I'm going."

ACTUALLY...

That plan requires enough cocaine that DMC is the only company that just might be able to pull it off!

I've worked for both Philips (Dutch) and Siemens (German). The first thing my Philips buddies said when I told them I had been hired by Siemens is 'Damn, now whenever you come over I'll have to hide my bicycle'. And the first thing my Siemens friends said when they learned I had come from Philips was 'Did they…

Behold the Royal Dutch Army, with their mighty, native born, Wheels of Terror: the DAF YA66, and its galloping 53 bhp driving two wheels via the world's first CVT.

The Germans stole all the Dutch bikes they could find during the second world war. That is still a sore spot and the only thing the Dutch haven't quite forgiven the Germans.

I read that in a very non alarming voice.