So you're trying to condense FX's stunt of replaying all Simpsons episodes into a single half hour?

Now, Mr. Trump, if you see me once, you done good. If you see me twice, you done bad.

He's incredibly talented and I'm not even a fan.

America, obviously.

Well thanks for the NSFW screen shot there. I just lost my job.

Did you read the Rick Springfield entry in the pop star movie article?

That sounds like the kind of blanket statement you'd hear on Fox News.

Speak for yourself, Vladimir.

Are you suggesting all black guys are also Hannibal Buress? That seems pretty racist, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

Hannibal Buress is an R&B singer?

You have to corner the meme market before you unleash the downvotes!

Its been….

This is for the United States of America!

Hi!

This year, I just pray that Career Suicide can get better ratings and sales! Great band that 100% represents America! Just what this country needs!

All the studies keep showing we're doing a great job! Great work by the studiers!

I'm going to deport you, but don't be upset it's going to be the best deportation you've ever been a part of! Amazing deportations here. The best!

To be specific, I think the contributions of Migos will become more and more!

As we celebrate Black History Month, I'd like to note that Migos is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice!

Sorry guys, I'll get better! I promise, we're working really hard to fuck this up!