Sounds a lot like Morgellons

Brown Rice Flower will grow some great mushrooms, some might say their life changing.

If that were the case I would see more ads for Vlad's Finest Russian vodka.

I was watching Court TV and I found a loophole in your case. I’m gonna talk to the judge about a writ of Habeas Corpus. I’ll put the SYSTEM on trial.

A list like this seems wasted on your readers, whom apparently enjoy Redd's Apple ale? At least the adverts suggest this. Perhaps make a list of the best alcohol that tastes like candy? I don't know, I'm just brainstorming here