Kidding aside, Jerry’s strengths and weaknesses are one and the same thing. He became the NFL Shadow Commissioner because he really is what Donald Trump pretends to be: he’s a conniving, ruthless snake with a penchant for young women, but is nevertheless able, through relentlessness, charisma and force of personality,…

Samer is similar to the names Aliker, Identicaler, Matchinger, Duplicater, Carbon Copyer and Twiner. This shouldn’t be such a difficult question to answer.

I mean, I’m reminded I’m white every time I eat mayo (I actually slightly prefer Miracle Whip - COME AT ME). I would think it would work the same way for every other white person.

I am officially Team Meteor in any Jones-Kraft feud.

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

It’s America people always have guns.

Uh, this is America. People carry guns to the bathroom.

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T.Y. notes often make things better, but I guess not this time.

You almost wish a company like ESPN had some way of knowing how this would have played with their employees beforehand.

Oh, what a Knight

6 years ago The Servant was also dragging Lebron for bailing on Cleveland to go to Miami. (The $1 million donation to the Red Cross was a little before that.)

Kevin Durant traded all the goodwill anyone had for him, for his ring.

That was the deal.

No one has to like you at your old job.

Why do you hate the sun?

Feet? I thought he only liked fucking the Calves

Even if they could find that guy he wouldn’t be able to move in the pocket and they would have the same problems getting sacked. I mean it must be IMPOSSIBLE to get a guy week 1 that could be a dual threat QB.

If only there were a quarterback out there who, after biding his time on the bench, took over a team with a stacked defense and got to the Super Bowl. But those guys aren’t just available at this point of the season, right?

Fewer.

Ned Stark played as big a part in this episode as any since his death at the end of season 1. In addition to the flashback within the tower of joy, you have Jon and Theon reflecting upon their “father”, and you have Sansa and Arya reflecting upon their father. You also see Bran verbally recreating the treason scene…